What's on your mug?

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

By Jimmy The Douche

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

By Tubby Csikos

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

By SJ

SPERM, CUM, whtever you like to call it

mmm, your schmoo tastes like ginger ale

By Cletis McFuck

A yucky unwanted substance on an object.

There’s schmoo on my hat!

By Joce <3 Craig