What's on your mug?

mother you run from

oh shit! here comes that murf again!

By bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc 2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf 2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

By Disgruntled Winnipeger

a person that comes into your house and an eats all your food then leaves with a box of crackers.

i went food shopping today and that murf came and ate all my food that fucking murf.

By nycstateofmind

Adjective for a sexually promiscuous male. A 'player' or 'pimp'.

Yeah dude that was murf!

By Kellen

v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.

Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night? -Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want to go to another funeral.

By DasProfezzional