What's on your mug?

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

By Goose Montana

(noun) A dump taken in the ocean. See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish

"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."

By Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr.

A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.

"ARGH I just saw a mud shark" "aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD" "Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"

By SharkWatch01

A large, tapered turd, usually in your underpants, resembling a finless shark or other large predatory fish. Usually brown in color. Sometimes speckled. Always dangerous. Attacks underpants unexpectedly.

Holy crap dad! There's a friggin' mud shark in my pants!

By mattypc

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.

Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark" Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?" Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"

By Samurai1833