What's on your mug?

An erection a male has when waking up. Also known as a piss-hardon.

By PiE!

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

By Anonymous

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up. Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!

My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!

By JackyBoiBigDee

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

By volcomeskater555

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

By USAF Cadet