What's on your mug?

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

By kloppers

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

By Kung-Fu Jesus

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards! Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

By skankyk

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

By Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

By SWMD