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The fastest way to create aesthetic Instagram Stories
Quickly create professional-looking stories with Lift
By The Lift app
Lift Interpretation Fuckwittery Threshold (LIFT) n. The age related milestone at which an individual loses the ability to process lift related information and instead relies on strangers for navigation. Once crossed, a lift journey can become a collaborative exercise involving at least one boomer and an unwilling bystander. Diagnostic criteria include: - Asking whether a lift is going up while a down arrow is illuminated. - Entering lifts travelling in the opposite direction to the desired floor.
Boomer: “How do you get to the first floor?” Gen X: “Press 1, I guess.” “He’s crossed the LIFT.”
By Tethys Wrenslayer