What's on your mug?

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music. Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB? Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

By Kill the Blonde Vocalist

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

By Your best friend yuliza

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

By glizzygobbler22

Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

By Agueroooooo

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

By keanusgirlfriendhuayi