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The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.

You must have read that in the Urban Dictionary

By TheGeneral_D

A website where people go to rant about things that they have no clue whatsoever about. Here's the way it works most of the time: Person stumbles upon UrbanDictionary.com. Person becomes angered at others' definition, clicks it down. Person writes their own definition of the same word that they looked at, condescending everything that person said. Repeats process.

I just finished posting something on Urban Dictionary. I don't know what I'm talking about of course and I'm so biased that I suck at life.

By Someone12128172

A website which allows insecure and uninformed teenagers to spout what they erroneously believe is wit, wisdom, or knowledge. A common occurrence is for fans of a band to beg the reader to be "open minded" about this band, which they "discovered" on mtv. Nevertheless, these entries provide worthwhile amusement at the expense of whining teenagers. good places to start witnessing pitiable definitions: Green Day, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, and Evanescence

"d00d, |_||) is 500000 |=|_|(|(1|\| 1337 /\/\4|\|" "Alas, i've just encountered another braindead definition on Urban Dictionary"

By tridelvior

the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.

fred: hey man whatcha doing? joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary. fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"? joe: ya...

By the pedo next door

A place where jerkoffs and trolls define themselves and others. A place where people go to figure out what shit means because they're too lame and out of the loop. A place where people try to make up their own horseshit slang so that it can trend and they can take credit. A place where people try and define their favorite celebrities to show appreciation despite the fact that those celebrities will never come on here to see them. This is a place that people go to to look up their own names and either get a major boner over it or get majorly butthurt over it. Yet all this is part of Urban Dictionary's plan to conquer their long-run goal of selling enough mugs.

Speaking of which, click below to buy an "Urban Dictionary" mug!

By Number11Doctor