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The one and only God! The God of the only universe that matters.

Thank God... I mean Todd.

By Lord Dalkiel

todd-s, todd-ed, todd-ing - to flake out on a commitment, more often to flake out without any notification or explanation after the fact. - to promise attendance or participation, knowing full well you will not be doing so. - other variations, commonly used in Texas: toddle, todd-s, todd-ed, toddl-ing

"I can't believe he todded us again!" "That was a pretty bad todding." "I just know he's going to toddle us this weekend at the lake."

By CampingDebauchery

Circumference of the earth.....might like men and or kids

Todd: licks a kid Brendan: shoots Todd in the foot Todd: fuck you Brendan: ur fat

By Ethsplumbing

A fictional character who banged every hot chick from 2007-2012

Todd fucked her.

By notfornothing14

Todd’s seem to be great at first. When you you truly get to know them you will realize they are all ass holes. They act funny and think they are funny, but in reality they are extremely annoying. They put up a good front and look really well put together. This is to hind the fact they have tiny penises. If you meet a Todd run!

Girl 1: Did you meet Todd? Girl 2: I almost did, but I ran away. Girl 1: Good, he was a cocky dick!

By jamesbrown891029