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Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.

Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight! Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk! Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng. Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.

By stuck_in_hell_(aka Sparta, NJ)

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.

Yo where you from? Sparta Wow you're a fag!

By PEYAH!

This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet

FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA -Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's? -Sure baby. TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later -Dude-i dont look too wasted do i? -Wuh...whats ur name dude???

By uwouldntevenknowmyname

a town in jersey where all of the inhabitors think they are the sh**s and all thetowns around it think of them as spoiled rich people the minority percentile is like a mere .0003%

spartan- Yo homie wats popping yo lets get high this weekend because that the only thing we can do!

By kljh

a nice ass town in jersey which everyone hates because some of us are a little rich and yes we have our snobs but most of us are cool people. everyone thinks that we all smoke weed and alot of us do but hey we win all our sports so u got beat by a bunch of pot heads congratulations. our cops have no life and bother us when they really should bother the kids who have no life and who aren't even from our town who come to it just to tell us we are gay when they are drivin a piece of crap and drove 20 minutes to get there on a weekend just to tell us that cause they are jealous that we have cool stuff in our town and they don't

other kid: wow you guys are from sparta wow u guys are gay sparta kids: we're gay you don't see us coming to your town just to diss you cause we have nothing better to do other kid: speachless and drives away in his piece of crap minivan

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