Shower
The place where you can't tell the difference of water and tears
I take showers to hide my depression
By Dude I suck at life
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Shower
When a friend says ''brb going to take a shower'' or '' I'm going to take a shower'' and never comes back.
You know I'm going to take a shower. (note they said they are a little tired)
By AnimeFaggot
shower
A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.
I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!
By USAF Cadet
Shower
A place in the [bathroom] where a [person] can rub soap & run warm [water] all over there naked body
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh! Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it? Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it! Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Chad's [Wife] : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my [pussy] like that! (sniff) (sniff) Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the [ass]! Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the [ass] I tend to poo! Chad : Who cares my [wife] can clean it up! Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh! Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy! Chad's [Wife] : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the [ass] so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff) Chad : Damn we got poo and [cum] all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink) Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower! Chad : Oh [baby] you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower! Chad's [Wife] : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
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Shower
The Male word for having a nosh. Everyone knows what you're really up too.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go for a shower, brb Guy 2: nosh. Guy 3: damn, you got me.
By Lord Lemon II