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robert pattinson

1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight. 2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.

smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward? dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1! (pause pause) smart person: you're a tool.

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Robert Pattinson

A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt) Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.

Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!" Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..." Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!" Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*

By Illyria Schiff

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