The coolest guy in the world
Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
By Elitist
n. The only word known by Max Polsky.
Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.
By Park School
Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
its quagmire giggity giggity goo!
By WavyCrip
Best cartoon character ever
says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"
By Family Guy rocks
A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail. From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)
Dude, Brian is such a Quagmire!
By MeAndMyMeatCleaver