some one who is better looking than you in every way and makes u so jealous u cry and masturbate in your room using the tears as lubricate to his awesomeness
guy1: man look at that preston guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness guy2: me too girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy
By presto pie
poo poo pee pee bum bum fart.
Guy 1: I hear that guy is a real Preston Guy 2: Yeah he is a poo poo pee pee bum bum fart
By DeadSession
Preston is an amazing guy. Generally, he has longer brown hair and gorgeous eyes. He is a sweet and caring guy, but he tends to be complicated. He never really has his feelings figured out but he wishes he did and he doesn't try to hide it. He's easy to love and as close as it gets to perfection.
Gosh, I wish I could date Preston!
By Bad Princess
A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.
'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'
By Riicardo McRiicardo
A person that you can't even describe. He's got a great smile, great physique, and amazing eyes (his lips are kinda chapped tho). He is the cutest person you will ever see. He's soooo hot and you just want to jump on him. You will DIE bcuz of how good he is in bed. He will rock your world. No guy will be the same. And finally how he makes you feel. He cares about nothing but you. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. Other guys are nothing to him. Oh one more thing. His lips might be chapped but he is the best kisser evvverrr.
Girl1: you hooked up with Preston? Girl2: I'm soo lucky I never want to lose him I can't live without him
By Nope I'm out