amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary... A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...
I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.
By sebastiancee
Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.
Dude,i just gave my girl a Pirate.lmao.
By Phat Jo
A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I liked him until he became a pirate.
By houstonsocialbutterfly
Parents In Radar Above The Ear... It means a parent is watching the computer/ cell phone screen and to watch what you say. Don't say something that might be offensive to the person's parents.
Chris: OMG did you see the shirt Kristen had on today? Oh wow i felt myself getting hard.... Bob: Yeah that was hot Bob: pirate! Chris: And then Billy slid into home plate that was awesome! Bob: Yeah the score was 50 to 14! Bob: ok she's gone Chris: ok. i can't even say the things i want to do to Kristen out loud!
By rock1453
When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.
Dude, James just pirated his boyfriend last night. His boyfriend's now wearing an eyepatch
By alabangerz