What's on your mug?

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

By ilikekillingchildren

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

By Anonymous

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

By Pooeater123

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

By READ THIS SUCKERS

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.

"Ayy bro want some mustard?" "Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"

By Larks D