What's on your mug?

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!" Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

By Sonya

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

By Angry Mob

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

By The Dark Lord Penisface

a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously. EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.

speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite!" speaker B: "Wow, you are too!"

By star234gurl

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap! Hypocrite!

By Hi nooT