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Girls

Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).

Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend) Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you! Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)

By potpouri!

girls

aka cancer. a cancer for guys but can also be a cure. leave several good guys desperate and lonely. use guys for money and then leave when they go broke because of her or find a better looking guy with the same amount of money or some richer guy to use like a tool who thinks he is being liked for his charming personality. addicted to "hotshot" bad boys aka players and see it as a challenge to get with them. expect to have a relationship but later get mad b/c they were used for sex. then say why are there no "nice guys" when they ignore them in the 1st place. don't hate the playa hate the game if u girls are "used" like another hoe

guys get girls out of your head and stay single..its the best way to live..don't even think about them or else u would become desperate..because girls=evil..they only care about themselves and they will only "love" you if u have money

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