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friendzone

When a jerk with an overinflated sense of entitlement who thinks that respecting a woman gives him the right to make romantic or sexual demands of her gets his poor little feelings hurt because the woman he wants to date/romance/bone exercises HER right not to want to date/romance/bone him in return.

"You know, I thought John was a great guy until he started acting like I OWED him for being nice to me, and whined about how I'm an 'ungrateful bitch' because I put him in the 'friendzone.'"

By niceguysareamyth

Friendzone

The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.

Example 1: Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok? Chaz: Friendzoned again.... Example 2: Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends... Chaz: Meh I'll think about it... Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again... Example of Escape: Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you! Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO! Then they have sex...

By Chaosbeast11

Friendzone

A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male. The guy is privy to many a little known facts. She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers. Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial. Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.

George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy. Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit! George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often! Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there. George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.

By Alister Countel

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