Dan
Gorilla looking mother fucker eats a lot of shit then gets emotional on calpol
Don’t be a Dan
By Cheese1507
What's on your mug?
DAN
A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE. Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
By DANISMASSIVE
Dan
Hi my name is Dan
Hello internet my name is dan
By Banana shake phan
Dan
Dick-ass nigga.
Man, he was bein' a real dan, a dick-ass nigga.
By mew_mixed
Dan
a name for the best friend anyone could ever have: usually has a twin who is his polar opposite, usually has superhuman strength. If you have a Dan in your life, you should be grateful that you have such a fantastic chum.
person 1: I had Dan for a boyfriend on last friday person 2: lucky! but i heard he ice-skated over your hand person 1: yeah, but it healed up really quick since it was such a clean cut person 2: so you don't hate him? person 1: never in a million years - he's my best friend for life!
By shnukums77