Curtis
The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.
"Can u please leave It's time for me to curtis!"
By asdfas
What's on your mug?
Curtis
A very horrible std. Worst than aids
Ah man that bitch just gave me the curtis!
By StarMar
Curtis
a really nasty noticable cameltoe
Boy- Ewww, did you see that Curtis? Boy 2- oh how could i miss it?!
By Bosqueezy
Curtis
A cheating cunt. A man who would do anything it takes to win and has no dignity or morals
Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis
By Matt4406
Curtis
A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.
Boy A:Dude, she was so in to me...She wanted it... Boy B: You're such a fucking CURTIS!!
By MlkChocolate10129