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Cool

A new way to describe your currency Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit There are many different 'types' of cool Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit. Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates There are also a few Cool Rules, Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool. Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account. Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.

dude goes into bank Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please" Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend" Another dude goes into bank Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account" Cashier "Fuck Off"

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