Clementine
A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come? Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
By Jalapeno De Aweschomeness