It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
By That funny person
The best thing ever!
Zeke: My blanket are the best! John: Shut the fuck up! Zeke: You are fucking jealous! John: I hate you! Zeke: Get out of my fucking house! John: I am sorry! Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!
By DOGMAN_5676
A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.
"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."
By SolarFluxation
a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life
girl:I LOVE BLANKETS boy: ME TOO!
By banags
Basically another word for jank or repulsive.
That's blanket. Bro, stop being blanket
By no cap2