beer
its what my daddy drinks before he beats me
daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee
By supdude54
What's on your mug?
Beer
Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer. ---------------------------------or Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
By Gustave Delior
beer
a drink destined to be spilled
"Oh shit someone spilled the beer." "Again?"
By sillymanilly
beer
The best way to get sex...
OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?
By MOG1
Beer
every night in college
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15?? maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
By headycheese