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Buddies doing social media

"Thats why I made the BDSM tab! Buddies doing social media." "ITS FULL OF WHAT?"

By Wikipediumite

An acronym for “Big Dick, Small Mustache”, the scientific phenomenon that there is an inverse correlation between a person’s dick size and the size of their mustache.

“I went to a panel discussing BDSM at my conference yesterday”

By MyPi

Bedtime Dose of Scotch and Milk. When you mix an equal part of scotch with milk, and you drink it before bedtime to help you sleep.

Hey man, sorry I missed your text last. Did the nightly BDSM before bed and slept like a baby.

By Viz'rath Ewkid

Big dick small mouth

They’re a BDSM Couple. He’s got a big dick but her mouth is so small.

By Bggammerz

BDSM is an organisation, it stands for "BRAIN DOES SO MUCH" which was invented for people that are really clever. The reason why you won't be able to find it or anything about the subject on the internet is because it's top secret. The only way to enter is by doing some tests by finding a person involved in it. YOU NEED TO BE A GENIUS, if not you will suffer by ropes and they'll tie you up.

BDSM is honestly the best thing ever once you get in. It only goes up afterwards... just gets better and better.

By Mistress Of The Royal