1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes. 2.Where the patchouli industry thrives. 3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.
By bitterpartyofone
aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.
"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."
By goga
a place in texas where illegal mexicans and redneck white people peacefully co-exist
i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)
By indyhooch
A shit hole where hokeys and morons come from
'hye mih nayme iz tex' 'you're from austin, TX huh?' 'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?' 'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
By thir13en
The armpit of Texas. Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ. Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.
Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX. Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!
By Z