What's on your mug?

1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives or live in your city. 2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.

1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole! 2) Nuff said!

By LayItOnYou

Any driver but you; someone who cuts you off while you are driving

Look at that asshole, he pulled out right in front of me

By Lisa Sohara

A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like. The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for. The person everyone seems to like but you. Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on. Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

By Hate on me

A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.

that asshole just cut me off

By miney

A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland. What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice. It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.

this asshole has completed all of these acts a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends). b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the [grimy] ass he truly is. c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"

By sooooo DONE