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After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

By Bigpalm1983

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

By alpha sigma phi

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.

friend:"what did you get an asp for" you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"

By niggermonkey2

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.

Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."

By n mck

ASP is a program named Anti Scammers Program started By. MrBurito. First you get scammed from people from the program and class you

Classes types are f, d, c, a When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class F is for super easy to scamme D not easy but not hard C hard to be scammed A can not be scammed ASP means Anti Scammers Program

By MrBurito_YT