What's on your mug?

Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.

Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster. Don't be such a Hipster. What a Hipster! Mom, do you Hipster?

By Grundlefly

A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.

That hipster is wearing a Zelda Self Print T that he made on Gimp 2. What a douchenozzle.

By ChefJames

A conformist to non-conformity.

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.

By gypsypanther25

based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.

casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright? casual onlooker 2: which guy? casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one. casual onlooker 2: who? casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket. casual onlooker 2: that's a guy? casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?

By imsonotcoolitsridiculous

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs

You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me. Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.

By spikel