What's on your mug?

A duck is a swimming bird, a duck swims with its two dildos

Wow look at that ducks dildos

By Swallow me

autocorrect for fuck

john: what the duck sam: what john: for ducks sake.. autocorrect

By ducknotfuck

Duck duck goose

Your name: what is your name? Me: duck duck goose

By ReadABookYouLazyFuck☺

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

By Bigrockstar1119

A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE ANY PERSON OF LOW ATTRACTIVENESS; ESPECIALLY A GUY WHO DOES NOT LOOK GOOD, BUT IS WITH A GIRL WHO IS OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

USE EXAMPLE 1 : "YO THAT BITCH IS A DUCK." USE EXAMPLE 2: "DAMN DAWG HOW DID THAT UGLY ASS NIGGA GET WITH THAT DIME PIECE? I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT NIGGA IS A DUCK FOR SURE!"

By frybreadgod