Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..
Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic? Bill: Oh they worship John.
By sharpiedeathray
A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right. normally blonde with a high rank of flow.
John
By dogluvr412
A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)
Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him. Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.
By n0tURb!z2
A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
John: I love you Me: I love you too John: jk bye Olivia: *cries*
By Ooo la la!
a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.
"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"
By ricegumhater