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Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

By hdlhflhx

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.

If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.

By Magical8ball

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

By tp217

Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.

Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans. Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year. Person 3: and that's a promise.

By JonnyLemon

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.

Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.

By I am me!