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Simply the most amazing animal that ever walked the face of this planet don’t ever feed them rice though or else there stomachs may explode

Your as funny as a duck Your as cute as a bunch of ducklings

By Duck lover 123

A animal with a long beak and is like a bird oh wait it is one

I have a duck

By Eveetemmie

The best animal in the world, it can crush pidgeons with its bare hands, and it doesnt even have hands 🅱

Look a duck *orgasm*

By DuckMaster69

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’ ‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’ ‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

By Duck your mum

fuck you

fuck you Jerald you son of a bitch, duck

By SirCattington