What's on your mug?

think they're better than you

The cat is better than you in all ways

By cutteris awesomer

The bottom in a gay relationship.

Alex always makes Conner be the cat.

By miss.sprite9x

A house pet that will first start it's reign of terror by shitting in a litter box in the corner of your basement, it then with lay or tramp around in the box for a few seconds, then it jumps onto your kitchen counter while you have food out and steps in it with crappy paws. After you keep your cat a few days, it will probably run off to find a new victim.

Cat Lover: Aww, look at her! Shes walking around on the counter! Normal Person: You realize she just walked around in a box that she craps in and is now sitting on the table you eat/make food on, right?

By OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere

I have to stop watching the cat. Going with the idea the cat got into catnip. I am trying to figure out what you are thinking? What you are feeling? What you are scared of? Do you still want soon? I can answer the above for me… I am thinking I love you and want to be with you. Instead of my mind trying to figure what is going through your mind, I could look you in the eyes and know in a second. I am feeling nervous and scared that you don’t want soon. I am feeling so much love for you and I can’t show you. I am scared I will never be in your arms. I am scared we will never experience this love in person. I am scared you don’t want soon. I am scared I will never get numbers back. I am scared you won’t post. I am scared I will never be complete.

I guess I have turned into a scaredy cat! I love YOU ❤️ I pray for our soon 🙏🏻 I haven’t found my mute button… probably should have, but I just want us… us in happy land… us together.

By My ❤️ will never stop 4u

not a dog.!

woah that dog is totally not a cat.

By stanzy #6