What's on your mug?

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mom can i have food

By real Assyrian

the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕

"I love me mom💕"said Natasha "I love my mom too💕"said Daisy

By Queen NR

A person who drives a minivan and beats you with a belt. She can also raise you and be a soccer mom

Wow I want to fuck your mom

By Yoboi_fred

Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends

"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom" "Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"

By A Homeboy

An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.

I have a mom, unlike kyle.

By dum hoe