What's on your mug?

a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.

By commanderd

BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND!

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.

By mellow_jellow

The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.

Michael is the greatest guy in the planet

By Uri Nemirovsky

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.

Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?" CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"

By oscarMEYERCOX

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.

Guys stop being a Michael.

By InsaneShadowEscape