John
John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
By Typed
What's on your mug?
John
A retard that's a pedophile and eats their own poop and is a simp and sucks their own dick
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By I eat poop 69
John
a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.
that lame kid can never be a JOHN. Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.
By PlatypusSquirrel
John
A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.
I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.
By magicflash
john
a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.
I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.
By tribalgirl