Townie
Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people. Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles. When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds. Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.
By Neverforget01