Internet
What you're on right now
You're on the Internet.
By LinkUFurred
What's on your mug?
Internet
The thing you are fucking on right now
Dude: what are you doing bro? Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.
By Theguywhosearchesupeverything
Internet
An infinite happiness generator
Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day Me: you should try using the Internet
By Zander Man
Internet
The internet is your life
Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living? Person 2; The internet.
By door man who eats doors
Internet
What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."
Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary' Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'
By Darth_Lebowski