What's on your mug?

Definition source

Drew

The stingiest piece of shit you will ever run into. Drew is hated by his peers (if this Drew has any peers), his wife hates him luckily he has money so she will stick with him, and his son tries to be the "anti-Drew" attempting to do whatever Drew would not do. Drew's son asked him for $5 and he said I gave you $5 three weeks ago! He also has one of the worst tempers you will ever run into and he is known for his erratic outbursts. He consistently will lie about his "sports career" he supposedly had in high school, to which if you took a look at him for a second you would realize he is full of shit. His one passion in life is boating and he spent a total of $50 buying the shittiest boat you could find and forcing his family to go on boating trips in the one bathroom one bedroom sail boat that will fall apart any day now.

Harrison: Dude your such a fucking Drew Shang: Fuck you man you're a Drew not me

By RicketShang

Drew

Drew likes to play with Rowen’s sack full of balls. Drew is a lot like Rowen but also his complete opposite. Unlike Rowen, Drew actually cares for people. Drew is not racist but he loves to call Nikolas a Racist. Drew is like the evil guy who had a really tragic backstory but Rowen is the evil guy just because he’s an asshole. Drew is a god at Sea of Thieves and i mean he is number one like the best of the best and he will ask you to play with him, yall remember the book “if you give a mouse a cookie” yeah it's sorta like that but reversed you'll be the one asking to play with him more because he is just so cool. You are tiny compared to drew, im honestly surprised he is not the king of the world yet, you should honestly praise drew if you meet him and maybe he’ll play Sea of Thieves with you if your lucky

You're filthy self: um UWU (long nervous pause) can we play sea of thieves later please Drew. Drew the Giga Chad Sigma male: i’ll see if i can fit you into my schedule later little one.

By snickers06

Your words will appear here.

Updating preview…

Feedback