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big mexican woman

i saw a huge bmw walking in front of my house the other day

By Christopher Knoblock

Black Man's Wheels. Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge). The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic. Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all... BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity. Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!

Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i. Me: When will you have paid for this toy? Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die. Me: Enjoy...

By fubarderby

Big Mexican Woman and/or Whore very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.

man 1: hey i just had a test drive in this bmw yesterday man 2: how was it? man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside man 2: was it used? man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes man 2: howed it drive? man 1: it was prety loose man 2: so are you gonna buy it man 1: hell no it was too busted down!

By mr.bojangles

The poor man's luxury car. Reserved for the nasty,trashy and falsely pretentious middle class and lower, these cars are not very good. They symbolize Middle America's poor taste- obese girls with the same ugly Tiffany's choker, inferior Coach bag, hideous sunglasses, and some Starbucks product that has more calories than they need. Also represents arrogant, pigheaded Middle Class males who think they're the shit, but they've just grown up in it. Usually spiked hair, windows rolled down even when inappropriate. Considered the ultimate luxury for this trash, therefore transforming a formerly OK car brand to a substandard wannabe of elite automakers. LUXURY CARS ARE MADE FOR THE RICH. But BMW is for poor people who are posers.

"OMG look at that hot girl in the BMW!" "Eh, she probably sucks dick for a living, and lives in a "Mcmansion" instead of a real estate. What a poor ass wannabe loser."

By RICHASFUCK

Bayerische Motoren Werke ! nice car. but everyone has one. (like mercedes or porsche.)

greets from munich

By oachkatzlschwoaf