What's on your mug?

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

By hype beats

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a douche.

By Aphiina

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

By TheChoi

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.

Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night! Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out. Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?" 1 hour passes... Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole." more silence from John...

By Closter NJ

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag " " Stop being a fucking douchebag "

By ronensmartass