What's on your mug?

David Stern

My name is David Stern, I'm a fucking tool.

By Gawdl0l0l0l0l0l0l

noun: 1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity 2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde 3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers 4:a band

1: TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha sane person: woah, take it easy tool! 2: TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today! sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde 3: LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else? Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?

By GHtool

A person who lets himself be used by others. That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend. Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others. A guy who is whipped. Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.

Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him." Erika- "Yea you're right."

By Justin Dickow

Any person who likes the 2003 movie The Core or other similar movies.

"Did you see that guy buying the movie The Core? What a tool!"

By Zephyr4563

A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.

<person1>Telivision is a powerful tool <person2>But so is Eddie Maguire

By Peter Dolan