What's on your mug?

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night Peaches is married to shrek

By Robin Chris

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

By Deep fried

Green boye

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today

By Frase Banane boy

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight? Mom: Sure son.

By Gogishmaster

Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.

Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me? Girl: Which movie? Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one. Girl: Just fuck me already!

By hit that mf yeet