What's on your mug?

God. The best person ever. So awesome is he that he is God.

"Barack Obama is God."

By obama=god

the first black president of the united states who, by the way, is very overrated.

"oh my gawd, its Obama ! he's gunna fix all our problems just like we thought bush would 4 years ago!" "Yuhp, this one's gunna be a shocker"

By chyeezy freese (;

A way to show that white people are not racist.

I'm not racist, i voted for obama!

By Bauldred

For God's sake he's not black all you stupid assholes who voted for him because you thought he was. He's fucking mulatto so get the hell over yourself. your "homeboy" didn't get elected. Damn.

Obama has a black father and a white mother.

By DAMN1923

A turd on deck that feels like it will be incredibly satisfying and life-altering, but when you finally reach the toilet, nothing happens.

Celeste felt like she would drop a massive loaf after gorging on Mexican food, but it was little more than an obama.

By Celeste Rodriguez