Mom
that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life
Her: Hey Mom Me: Son of a bitch! Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch
By n3xtp0int
What's on your mug?
Mom
Something that is supposedly being fucked by your friends
I fucked your mom
By SweetNibba
Mom
Your mom
My mom made spaghetti for dinner.
By mymom1256
Mom
Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game. Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17 Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
By Lodgan slayer
Mom
Moms are the most hard working people on earth. Jobs, your activities, feeding you and many more. If you are sick you would want a mom like mine. ilysm mom.💘💚
I love my mom more than anyone else loves their mom.
By BabyBear877