Dog
An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.
Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again! Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog
By Thecocoster
What's on your mug?
Dog
A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.
<guy 1: Hey man how you doin? <guy 2: I just wished for a dog... <guy 1: Damn.
By vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl.
Dog
A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.
You: I wish for a dog! Dog: no
By vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl.
Dog
a word to describe feet
Put those dogs away!
By z.ivorr
Dog
The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore
Dogs are the best animals to exist Ginger: I disagree Me: faggot
By Bill cosby’s boyfriend