Dad
A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.
“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”
By Yung Gravy train chu chu
What's on your mug?
Dad
When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you
Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS
By Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(:
dad
a nonexistent being
??? do you have a dad? what's a dad?
By god???
Dad
Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.
Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk 8 years later Son: Bitch where mah milk at
By Grandpapi knows where u live
Dad
Gone to get some milk.
Hey mom why did Dad leave us,
By Joe Muma