A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.
"How was the soccer game? Did you win?" "The soccer game was great. We indeed won."
By 7 Rings Lover
The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
By eight trillion cookies
gay
Me- I play soccer" ----- Man with shirt rolled up to make a bra runs at me.
By Stinky36
Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick." Lisa:"How long is it?" Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
By GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick
A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.
Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.
By Nerdier_Sushi